Posted by
Tway Master on Wednesday, July 25, 2007 10:17:25 AM
My professors always told me never to begin a paper with a definition, but I think sometimes it might be appropriate. The definition of a liberal is: favorable to or in accord with concepts of maximum individual freedom possible, esp. as guaranteed by law and secured by governmental protection of civil liberties. Does that sound like today’s liberals? Liberals today would like nothing more than to silence opposing political speech on the airwaves and confiscate every firearm in the country (if you are a liberal reading this, opposing political speech and owning firearms are both protected by the law). I would like to take a look at those oh so outdated and anachronistic 1st and 2nd Amendments.
Let’s start with the first amendment (you know that one about free speech). Much has been said about how unfair the fairness doctrine is, but that doesn’t stop leading libs from jumping on board. During a radio interview, John Kerry said that the doctrine should return and that its absence has allowed conservatives to “squeeze out opinion of opposing views”. Isn’t “squeezing out opinion of opposing views” the very thing the fairness doctrine will do? Here is some news for John Kerry: the absence of the fairness doctrine has given people the choice not to listen to your illogical, depressing liberal viewpoints. How many votes away from being president was Kerry?
He isn’t the only one. Senate Majority Whip Dick Durbin said plainly, “It’s time to reinstitute the Fairness Doctrine”. Among the others are: Steny Hoyer, Nancy Pelosi, and Dianne Feinstein. Dennis Kucinich also wants it back, but after he supported slavery reparations for black people at the Democratic debate I see this as a move to the right. I’d like to give some insight into what the fairness doctrine is like in action. Here is a quote from Bill Ruder, former assistant secretary of commerce under JFK, "Our massive strategy was to use the fairness doctrine to challenge and harass the right wing broadcasters, and hope that challenges would be so costly to them that they would be inhibited and decide it was too costly too continue". Hmmmmm.
Next, how about that second amendment? The latest defender of the right to bear arms is Joe Biden. At the Democratic debate he mocked a gun owner as not being “mentally qualified” to own a gun. Oh and what is “mentally qualified” by your standard Senator? Would turning in my gun for a hybrid car make me more qualified? The truth is senator, judging by your remarks, I don’t think your “mentally qualified” to be president. However, by the off chance that you do get elected president I hope you will disarm your secret service because we all know that people who use guns have a better chance at hurting themselves than the person their shooting. In fact, forget about being President, you can tell your armed body guards now that in order to be “mentally qualified” you should negotiate with a criminal instead of defending yourself. Or maybe the Senator thinks that only the powerful people in government should be able to protect themselves with guns while all the rest of us get our knives and forks taken away from us at the kids table? In any case, the sneering laughter from the crowd, and the look on Biden’s face was enough to make me turn the debate off.
It amazes me the same people who want full constitutional rights for the terrorists at Guantanamo Bay also want to reinstitute the fairness doctrine to limit political speech. Oh liberals! I can’t wait for the report to come out saying how guns contribute to global warming. I guess it makes sense that liberals don’t want people to have guns because they have never liked defending themselves, or their country. With their “big new ideas”, as Senator Obama puts it, it seems like government is going to keep getting bigger, and deciding more things for us. I think we should start calling them socialists not liberals. The new definition of a liberal: liberal- see socialist.